Peak Meeting

Peak meeting is the point in time when the maximum rate of attention extraction is reached, after which the rate of attention enters terminal decline.

Attention extraction rate is not proportionate to the volume of input over time at any one said meeting. If nothing of importance is said in the first 10 minutes commence Coffee Break.

Equation:

Length of Meeting = Rate of Novelty + Caffeine Level (-Sleep Deprivation Amount) ---> When it trends negative, all communication ceases. Standard Deviation for an expired meeting is about 10 minutes.

Employee 1: You cure can tell everyones attention span dropped 20 minutes into it the meeting.

Employee 2: Yeah the peak meeting was definitely 15 minutes.

by 11237 January 15, 2012

meetingitis

Having so many meetings that you can't get your work done.

He had a bad case of meetingitis, that's why his work wasn't done.

by starknight August 4, 2007

Meezy

What people from Washington D.C. call Maryland teenagers as an insult.

Im tired of these meezy ass kids on twitter posting videos of themselves smoking gas like they think they cute or suh'um

by Southeast_shawty August 6, 2017

Emergency Meeting

A meme format, that has to do with the popular game Among Us. Originally created by u/imyourdadboiyee on reddit.

Bulletin Board #1: Daughter missing!
Bulletin Board #2 Daughter for sale!
EMERGENCY MEETING

by _Emper0r_ September 8, 2020

meeting narcolepsy

When an individual falls asleep as a side effect of a boring office meeting.

I don't know why but each time we have a team meeting, Chris suffers from sudden meeting narcolepsy.

by Hugo V. February 20, 2008

meezoid

A 14 Year Old that is one of the most well-known people in the HCF community, he has played for so long that he has benefitted from skills such as being able to invis raid, and to butterfly click with ease, basically winning all the time in a gamemode known as combo, he also very well known for being really good at clicking 6 CPS.

Meezoid - "I am in the base! Strength II"
Zigy - "I AM IN! I AM IN"
Intro - "WHEN I AM WITH YOU THERE IS NO PLACE I'D RATHER BE!"

by StayBlue April 19, 2018

Staff Meeting

A genteel request for sex that can be made in public.

She: You available for a staff meeting this evening?
He: Yes, I'll bring Peter.

by Ebullient Gideon July 1, 2011