Meetup whore

A women or man that signs up for several meetup.com events every day of the year and goes to at least 4 per week. They have no social lives outside of meetup.com
The women are fat, ugly old maid spinsters and the men are desperate pathetic losers with no game who can't get laid.

Are you a single fat bitch over 35 desperate to pop out a couple of rug rats or snag a sucker? Then you're a meetup whore!

by massiveerection December 15, 2009

meet-free meetup

When two people propose to meet each other socially, but never actually follow through with the meeting, thereby appearing to fulfill a social obligation, without any risk of actual socializing.

My friend sincerely invited me out for lunch, and I sincerely said yes, but we never bothered to call each other back to confirm any time or dates. I knew then it was a total meet-free meetup. Still, I appreciated the gesture. Sort of.

by SnotBubbleBoy May 14, 2011

meetup.com

Meetup website for pathetic losers with no lives. Its craiglist in person. 90% of events have the same 20 people like arrogant pricks chris redman and daniel lum who can't meet friends or romantic partners. The organizers are anal retentive obsessive control freaks.

Daniel Lum and Chris Redman are meetup.com addicts because they have no social lives without it.

by shitmeister June 8, 2014

jugo meetup

when two people meet for the first time and are awkies bc they kinda like each other tbh

F: i’m so keen for the jess and hugo to meet!
S: yea it will be a jugo meetup

by i.am.smart January 4, 2019

meetul

Meetul is a Hot guy, very studious, and very friendly
He is ripped and works out 12 hours a day.
I can't write anymore sorry
Meetul is NOT lazy like me

Meetul where are you darling, please see this

by ADMIRER 007 November 23, 2021

Meetunjoi

An idiot obsessed with sexual jokes. Attention Whore . Sometimes funny most of the time clingy.

Our son is such a MEETUNJOI. I think we should throw him off a bridge.

by Uchiha_diction September 12, 2022

Meetushi

1) A girl who is very dumb yet physically appealing
2) A very studious person who spends hours yet with no yield of fruit
3) Smart funny and extremely arrogant
4) Amazing at sports

meetushi is crazy as hell

by ilbdliew July 13, 2024