medusa's stare

When you're masturbating and make eye contact with yourself in the mirror

"Yesterday I was rubbing one out because of boredom in the bathroom, but didn't finish because I looked in the mirror and saw the Medusa's stare."
"Oh shit, that sucks."

by marsciey January 28, 2019

cock medusa

A woman so attractive that one look at her will turn any man's flaccid member to stone.

A blonde cock medusa enters the room, causing a whimsical "sproinngggg" sound to emanate from Jack's trousers.

by Duncan July 11, 2004

Seriousthly Medusa Gerbal

A human being of the female species , which under pressure speaks in a lisp.These creatures have unusally large cheeks and a stare with will burn your soul. These fasinating species are common in the Leicester area or in Bristol where they populate.With hamster. All Seriousthly Medusa Gerbals only have one love ,Will Draycott.

"Some of are Seriousth students and have Seriousth amounts of Seriousth work to do" said the Seriousthly Medusa Gerbal

by IrishMagician March 5, 2009

medusa

A chick that is so out of order fine that she makes you all hard like stone.

Sheila is so fine she got me all medusa. It started in my pants.

by Charlie Golf May 7, 2004

medusa

A piercing located on the top lip, in the middle, just below your septum.

Generally worn with a labret post, Medusa piercings are incredibly painful.

"See that piercing on her top lip?"
"Yea?"
"It's a medusa."

by nekr0phel3ah September 17, 2006

Medusa

A woman with a severe case of resting bitch face that it turns you to stone.

Vic: Don't look at that girl.
Paul: Why?
Vic: She is a Medusa. You will turn into a statue. That's how strong her resting bitch face is.

by ao218 February 1, 2015

Seducing Medusa

Attempting to lead on a girl by means of flirting or the flaunting of money, that will end up screwing up your life rather than making it better through real love. Everyone else knows she's bad news, but you don't see it.

Roger: "I think I'm gonna ask Jannice out on a date."
Freddie: "No way, man. That's seducing medusa."

by Nikuru July 21, 2008