Medium

A language between all worlds, brought up by the usage of Marijuana. Only the wise stoners are fluent in this language.

"I'm so down, I'm licking the floor."

"I totally understood your Medium."

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"Sorry, I'm only fluent in Medium"

"It's all good, bro. Lets dip."

by stonerprincess March 29, 2010

medium

When your penis is neither erect or flacid (the period between 'up' and 'down')

Is that the biggest you go?
No a few more inches yet, let it grow it's only on its medium

by james March 10, 2003

Medium

When somone say "you don't even know what a medium is" and you sit their thinking about it and realize it must be his tampon size.

guy: it hurt real bad
you: oh your medium?

by EmilyXMarie April 27, 2009

Medium

Commonly known as the middle divider on the freeway to uneducated North American, which is actually called a MEDIAN.

"He crashed through the medium on the freeway."

by Gryffinval June 9, 2018

medium

one bad ass mother fucker. the son Johnny never had (damn your eyes)

"hey medium, how much for one of your tricks?" "fuck medium, settle down!"

by sean wilson October 4, 2003

Medium

A term used to describe the looks of an average girl who is neither hot nor ugly. They range typically from a 5-7 in terms of looks, and thus fall in the category of being described as a medium on the scale of attractiveness.

Friend 1: "Yeah what do you rate that chick?"
Friend 2: "She's a medium."

by mf21 November 8, 2017

Medium

The high equivalent of tipsy to drunk. (High — medium — low). The beginning buzz after consuming cannabis.

I’m not Cheech stoned yet, I’m just medium. I’m kinda starting to feel it.

by Kristoner August 3, 2018