Definitions by mf21

Tag 

1.) A term used in a deli setting, in regards to the act of passing on the burden of having to help a customer. The general rule is that whichever worker says "tag" first, is exempt from the task, whereas the worker "tagged" has no choice but to help the customer.

2.) Can also be used to identify a deli customer who is notorious for being a pain in the ass to help.

Worker 1: "Oh shit, tag."
Worker 2: "Fuck my life."

Tag by mf21 November 9, 2017

Flintstone 

A term used to describe a soccer ball that is over inflated, and furthermore the act of heading such a ball. Typically dreaded and quite painful on behalf of the recipient.

Friend 1: "That ball's mad hard!"
Friend 2: "Yep, its a flintstone."

Flintstone by mf21 November 8, 2017

Suicidal Indian 

Also referred to as "Suicide"; Essentially a soccer defender of Indian descent who commits aggressive and dangerous slide tackles on attacking opponents, in attempt to win the ball. Ultimately a nuisance and any striker's worst nightmare.

Friend 1: "Are you going to soccer today?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I hope the Suicidal Indian won't be there though."

Suicidal Indian by mf21 November 8, 2017

Medium

A term used to describe the looks of an average girl who is neither hot nor ugly. They range typically from a 5-7 in terms of looks, and thus fall in the category of being described as a medium on the scale of attractiveness.

Friend 1: "Yeah what do you rate that chick?"
Friend 2: "She's a medium."

Medium by mf21 November 8, 2017

Shreds 

This word can be used in various ways to characterize something as a let-down, usually marked by disappointment, frustration or depression.

Friend 1: "Hey you wanna chill tonight bro?"
Friend 2: "Shreds, I have a 5 page essay due by tomorrow."

Shreds by mf21 November 7, 2017