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Metarded

The inability to efficiently utilize the Washington Metro, mainly due to unfamiliarity with mass transit systems.
Examples of Metarded including riding the travel several stops in the wrong direction, switching trains at the Arlington Cemetery stop, and frequently missing,"doors closing, step back," by 30 seconds or less.
by Mrpresident1776 April 11, 2012
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meditated assault

physical, mental and emotion rampage of music that will shake rock music to its core, Meditated Assault was formed in early 2006 by guitarists Rico and Steve. They were soon joined by bassist Matt, when he learned the bands earliest two songs, Autonomination and Dawning of the Day. The trio wrote and rehearsed original material for a few months before coming across drummer Jeff....The band came to a sudden halt...and went seperate ways with new found drummer Jeff and long time bass player Matt...the band looked under every rock and stone to find the right drummer and bassist to complete the lineup....
And they were found....Adding drummer Tony and bassist Adam...the band is now complete! Now the band has a new arsenal of songs to unleash!!!
There is no example for something that is the first of its kind, Meditated Assault is molded out of the very idea of music that comes from the heart as if the microphone was plugged into each of the members hearts
by [HawK] January 6, 2008
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MITarded

Of, related to, or regarding the moronic and atypical activity that occurs with complete unremarkably at Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
Bassmaster: Ay, you here about that Professor at MIT who was selling weed?
Sunshine: Yeah dude, that guy was freaking MITarded...
by Chapel Heights January 18, 2011
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Metarded

acknowledgeing your own idiocracy.
I am sooooo metarded for forgetting my birthday when ther is a party in my name
by Exiene July 12, 2012
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Militarded

Thinking that the military is useful, when all it is is a lot of guys running around shooting and raping people. they like to kill innocent people, and are ignorant and below the common knowledge level.
Johnny: This is some good home made pizza.
Bob: I'd rather eat some rations.
Johnny: Will you please shut up about the military for 5 minutes? God, you are militarded.
by MRpopeXXX March 27, 2009
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memetarded

A person lacking any knowledge of meme's.
You: Hey, it's friday, friday, friday. What seat you gonna take?

Memetarded person: uh... what?
by arnuga April 24, 2011
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metarded

when you're sexy and you know it
jeremy is so metarded, he wears a shirt that says kiss my metal
by Fix_xer August 12, 2018
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