mbeasting

mbeasting is when you go fucking crazy in a tf2 pug

person 1- holy fuck he's mbeasting

person 2- yea he's on a 15 ks

by ?mb February 6, 2022

poo masting

The art of masterbating whilst having a poo at the same time. Preferably one should reach climax at the same time as they push out their poo.
But it is also poo masting if one poo's before they reach climax, or if they reach climax before they poo.

Ben was caught on the toilet poo masting.
He poo masted.
He is a poo masta.

by Poo star February 14, 2008

meating

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.

"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"

by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009

Half Masting

When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.

Guy 1: "WTF?!?! do you have a boner?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, im just half masting"
Guy 1: "ohh"

by My turbin is dirty April 16, 2012

Meating

Assaulting another guys dick with your own.

Tom is meating Bob.

by Teh Zaga March 17, 2010

Meating Around

The act of swinging your penis around in a circular motion

Jeff: I heard Jake likes meating around
Nathan: I love meating around too! Is it weird?
Jeff: ....

by Bobbo Bobbie July 21, 2017

Mezcalting

The art of savoring an agave spirit and enjoy it properly.

We are mezcalting before we head to dinner.

Let's gather tonight for a mezcalting.

by Ladyro0 May 9, 2020