meatwad

Used to describe a story or a joke that is only funny in context. Usually used to describe "You-Had-To-Have-Been-There" stories. Named after Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force for his ability to make seemingly unfunny things funny with his voice and tone of voice.

Guy #1:
So we came up to the trash and she got her shirt stuck on the side! *Starts laughing*

Guy #2: (Not laughing)
Meatwad.

by Danny Snyder September 2, 2008

meatwad

used to desbribe a story or memory where 'you had to be there'...if someone tells a story and thinks its HILARIOUS...but no one else laughs or gets it...because 'you had to be there'...its is meatwad moment

Ryan: "OMG it was so funny...Billy got hit by a car and it was the funniest thing....HAHAHAHHAH **cracking up**"
Martha: "**straight face**...Meatwad?"
Ryan: "ahh yea.....**continues laughing**"

by martha April 17, 2005

meatwad

An old man with an MTV mentality and immature

Meatwad William MacIssac posts stupid posts at a kindergarten level.

by some dude in the bay area October 8, 2020

meatware

The human element in a technological system. The hardware is the system, software runs on the system, the meatware is the user of the system.

The hardware and software are both fine, the problem must be with the meatware.

by MrAngryForNoReason October 19, 2003

meatwave

An abundance of men in any given location. See also sausage fest, sausage party

When we got to the bar, there was a pretty even guy/girl ratio, but all of a sudden a meatwave hit and guys outnumbered girls 3 to 1.

by Getz May 3, 2004

meatwalking

The process of night walking (usually around the house) having a desire to eat meat in case of vegeterians who secretly can't resist the temptation and surprisingly find themselves in front of a fridge in the middle of a night.

- Why is there no meat pie in the fridge, honey?
- I think it's your little cousin.
- But he's a vegeterian!
- I heard him meatwalking arounf the kitchen at 2am. You need to talk to him.
(A dialogue in a family with a vegeterian relative)

by Yollie-lollie-loo January 25, 2013

meatwaffle

What one will become if one skydives without benefit of a parachute.

Pull the ripcord or you'll be a meatwaffle.

by redvette1960 June 25, 2004