meatstroker

Somebody who metaphorically jerks somebody off for their own benefit. Usually their boss or an authority figure of some sort.

Neil: Man, Jack kisses so much of the bosses ass his breath smells like shit!

Bob: Oh, total meatstroker!

by Bomahker May 27, 2017

Matstero

When an old man steals a cow and milks it for his own pleasure

Yuck that guy over there is pulling a matstero

by Smegggy September 11, 2021

Meatiterranean

This word describes a Mediterranean person who relies on meat as the mean component of every meal defying the popular norm of the vegetable-rich Mediterranean diet.
The Maeatiterranean is a person who is always hungry, prefers to use no utensils when eating larger pieces of meat, and could occasionally show off their round healthy belly!
This term is also used as a comeback when a white supremacist claims they are vegetarian to save the world's resources!

-Hey, I am inviting X to our party but just a heads up, he is vegetarian!

-oh yeah?sure he is a great dude...but does he know we are Meatiterranean? The last thing i want is someone to make a scene!

by bhaddad March 6, 2023

Meatsturbate

Getting off from the sight, smell, or taste of cooked meat.

Michael likes to take pictures of the steak while he's grilling so he can meatsturbate later.

by Mathcat May 16, 2014

meatstripe

Part of the tummy that is visible when a girl is wearing a short shirt and low pants.

Damn, you see Coral's meatstripe today? Fucking hot!

by kamoli September 5, 2012

the_matster

complete numpty, also known as an intelligent article

oh matt, you numpty

by Tango January 23, 2004

Measter

Money + Easter = Measter
When you have amassed a large sum of money on easter.

"Bro i made so much money this easter i think ill call it measter instead."

by Http://www.dictionary.com/word April 8, 2020