Jamaican Meatpie

Having intercourse with a dark-skinned woman that has fat and loose lips, and giving them a creampie.

Dan: How did it go with that girl?

Joe: It went well, I gave her the Jamaican Meatpie.

by Yondddooo July 5, 2022

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Meatpie

The mixture of hemorrhoids and semen that comes out of a man’s asshole when you rail him hard and raw.

Damn Gerald gave John a meatpie for sure… look at the way John’s walking!

by Maxwell1979! November 18, 2025

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The act involves female laying stomach down, thus assuming the "prone bone" position and a male top. As the male is about to ejaculate, the female takes a big fat shit as he simultaneously busts a nut on the heaping load of defecation festering over her ass cheeks.

Czechoslovakian Meatpie, A Love Story:

Charlie Cox: "Would you like to assume the position for a Chechoslovakian Meatpie, bitch."
Bitch: "That would be lovely, Charlie. I'm pushing, blow over me hot stud!"
Charlie Cox: "Oooh baby , right on that steaming pile!!!"

by vagangusking666 November 29, 2016

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Backdoor Meatpie

1. The act of fucking ones anus while the other shits, making a brown squishy substance which both partners eat afterwards.

2. Eating ones shit then spitting it back into their anus then proceeding to fuck until you cum into the mixture.

"Edwin, Dean and I just did a backdoor meatpie"
"How was it?"
"Taste like shit!"

by Two Legged Twat Monkey September 19, 2016

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Meatpie

When someone nuts so hard that it feels like they had another dick in whatever hole.

Boy 1: Did you hear about Mr. GOAT talking to my mom?

Boy 2: No, what did they say?

Boy 1: I think she was yelling about meatpies or something, maybe she's hungry.

by MeatyBoPetey August 29, 2017

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