Marlette Monster

The act of leaving a huge dump in a public restroom for all to see. Toilet paper is disposed of elsewhere so as not to cover up the monster

After riding my motorcycle all day I unleashed a Marlette monster at the Speedway

by Henry Moore August 24, 2007

meatbeater

cocksucker is someone who sucks cock, meatbeater is someone who gives handjobs

that slut is a meatbeater

by Sierra H December 12, 2007

matette

A female friend who is a mate.

Cheers for the chat matette!

by cheekylolla June 27, 2017

Motlette

Originating in Motueka in the North of New Zealand’s South Island, a Motlette is an aberration of the culinary world, generally created with eggs and the cheapest brand of two minute noodles. The name originates from an illiterate Motueka local who dropped his omelette recipe in his noodles. Motueka locals sometimes have a “Motlette sans eggs”, most people would just call this noodles. The Motlette is the inferior cousin of the Kaiklette.

Dan: I might have a Motlette for dinner. Would you like one?
Clint: Fuck off, I’m no peasant.

by dangermax July 18, 2019

Meatete

Taco speed eating competition.

A: Want to have a Meatete?
B: Yeh.

by JermaIsShort February 3, 2020

Meatbeater

Someone who beats their meat..

Meatbeater. Jamy is beating his meat

by Purple dayzz February 17, 2018

meatbeater94

a smart man he made a fucking definition of UwO he is big gamer and he gets all woman because of large peepee

GF:Yo MeatBeater94 got a large one
GF2: Agreed

by Boxeth March 4, 2021