Meatlovers

a substitution for the word dick, meaning sex.

That girl is fine, she could get the meatlovers.

by bringonthetrumpets June 25, 2009

Meatloverasaurus

a term used for a individual who extremely obsessed and always on the prowl/hunt for meat or any meat based product on a daily. they tend to go to your home and devour all your sausages.

Angie: "All Our meat is GONE!"

Alex: "I know what happened!....Lisandra must of been here earlier!"

Angie: "Your right! It must of been her! She's such a Meatloverasaurus!"

by arocc2ohnina April 26, 2011

macboner

The internal boner and douchebaggery an apple product fan gets when they talk about apple products.

Dude! My Ipad has a new app!
Put away your macboner for a second.

by niggapleasesuckadick October 12, 2011

MeBoner

When you look in the mirror shirtless and you look so damn good the happiness and excitement results in a boner.

Dude I was flexing in the mirror yesterday and I got a MeBoner.

by Bob Marlo April 19, 2013

Meatlover's Exchange

The act of many men passing a jar of meat sauce in a circle and dipping their balls into said meat sauce

Garry: greetings, josh, whats up
Josh: nothing much, last night me and dan played the ol' meatlover's exchange with a bunch of our feiends
Garry: interesting endeavor

by Snozingly7 March 9, 2023

Meatover

To eat so much red meat that you get a meat generated hangover. Often happens when consuming over 1kg of red meat in a sitting though may take more for large people. Symptoms include;
>dizziness
>poor dexterity
>uncontrollable flatulence
>vagueness
>sweating
>slurring of speech

Cure;
>harden up and enjoy it princess!

Ate so much meat I can't play Halo properly...i keep sticking grenades to my own back...Must have a Meatover

by Gymsox August 22, 2011

meatzone

The meatzone is the opposite of the friendzone. It specifically applies to heterosexuals when a female only appreciates a male for sex and the purely physical aspects and rejects any offers for friendship or meeting for non-sexual needs.

Yeah man I'm really kinda into Kelly but she's put me in the meatzone. I've invited her to hang out a few times but she only texts back when she's horny and/or drunk and wants the D.

by therynosaur June 12, 2017