Meat Wallet

A vagina. A very, very meaty vagina with big pussy lips.

Holy shit, check out that meat wallet! That would make for some good camel toe.

by Amadeus Sinclair April 9, 2009

Meat Wallet

A womans meaty vagina

I took a bite out of her meat wallet.

by InGoreious March 2, 2010

Meat Wallet

a vagina, usually unclean

She enjoys counting the money in her meat wallet.

by Taco Bell September 25, 2005

Meat Wallet

When a woman stuffs and tucks her meat curtains deep inside her HAM wallet ... you get a MEAT WALLET

My MEAT WALLET looks like a ran over pack of bacon!!

by Bubblegum Lips April 18, 2011

Meat Wallet

when you're buying something and you don't have any money, you jerk off the cashier, he spooges on the money in the cash register, and he lets you have your shit for free.

Mark had his worst month ever and had to jerk out his meat wallet.

by Here N. Thayer December 1, 2006

Meat wallet

A cozy, womans vagina

Dude her meat wallet was nice!, i hit that last night

by Mtg187 March 28, 2017

Hairy meat wallet

A hairy vagina, commonly mistaken with women whom either have or have had the meat sweats.

"Hey Jasmyn do you have a hairy meat wallet?"
"No I just have the meat sweats"

by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017