Meat Missile

A large penis, also known as a veiny bangstick, hampton, or johnson.

His meat missile was no exception, as it was 10 inches long.

by Sam September 3, 2003

Meat Missile

Aviation term for skydivers.

That plane is hauling a load of meat missiles.

by jimnms April 29, 2005

Meat missile

N.
Penis; dick; cock; wang; salami; tube steak; johnson; magic wand.

I let her play with my meat missile until it exploded in her mouth.

by jaumbie December 11, 2003

purple headed christian meat missile

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

by Birdielin14 September 15, 2008

Meat missile

N.
Penis; Cock; Dick; Schlong.

I let her play with my meat missile until it exploded in her mouth.

by jaumbie December 11, 2003

bolivian meat missile

A huge, throbbing cock

Man, I really wanna launch my bolivian meat missile into Brad's mom! That's one hot milf

by LittleBB September 28, 2014

Meat Missile

A very well known TWP delicacy. A favorite or former graduates and TWP Elites Jer-Bear and AVS. Described as a cock shaped sandwich, it’s gushing with flavor ready to cover your face.

“Hey Jer-bear, how bout a nice salty meat Missile for lunch?”

“Yo AVS, I been dying to fill my mouth with a meat Missile, nah what I’m sayin!!”

by Sam’s Shit Wagon December 14, 2022