A phrase which can be used during that awkward moment when you have a boner and your girlfriend is crying.
Originated from the phrase "cry me a river."
Originated from the phrase "cry me a river."
"I told my girlfriend to shut up and cry me a blowjob after she got upset."
"After the fight, I told my wife to cry me a blowjob when I saw her tears."
"After the fight, I told my wife to cry me a blowjob when I saw her tears."
by Mr.WhatsItToYah May 9, 2014
Get the cry me a blowjob mug.a REALLY REALLY REALLY bad song by justin timberlake. one of the parts has justin singing "cry me a river" over and over again in a really annoying voice.
Radio playing at a store: Cry me a river! Cry me a river!
Me: Oh god oh god oh god not this song again!
*i head to the gun store*
Me: Take this you piece of shit!
*radio is blown to bits by my brand new 30-06 :D*
Me: Yaaay! ^_^
Me: Oh god oh god oh god not this song again!
*i head to the gun store*
Me: Take this you piece of shit!
*radio is blown to bits by my brand new 30-06 :D*
Me: Yaaay! ^_^
by Robert July 16, 2004
Get the cry me a river mug.Beside the bad singer's one, there is a classic, popular version of a song with this title published by Arthur Hamilton in 1953 and later performed by numerous other artists. Julie London's version (1955) is the most famous, and was recently featured in "V for Vendetta" soundtrack.
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Get the Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them mug.friend:UR HACKING SUCH A LOSER LOLLL EZZZ CANT WIN WITHOUT HACKS
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