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A phrase which can be used during that awkward moment when you have a boner and your girlfriend is crying.

Originated from the phrase "cry me a river."
"I told my girlfriend to shut up and cry me a blowjob after she got upset."

"After the fight, I told my wife to cry me a blowjob when I saw her tears."
by Mr.WhatsItToYah May 9, 2014
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cry me a river

a REALLY REALLY REALLY bad song by justin timberlake. one of the parts has justin singing "cry me a river" over and over again in a really annoying voice.
Radio playing at a store: Cry me a river! Cry me a river!
Me: Oh god oh god oh god not this song again!
*i head to the gun store*
Me: Take this you piece of shit!
*radio is blown to bits by my brand new 30-06 :D*
Me: Yaaay! ^_^
by Robert July 16, 2004
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cry me a river

Beside the bad singer's one, there is a classic, popular version of a song with this title published by Arthur Hamilton in 1953 and later performed by numerous other artists. Julie London's version (1955) is the most famous, and was recently featured in "V for Vendetta" soundtrack.
Come on love, I want you to cry,
cry me a river, oh cry, cry me a river.
by Jacoposki May 14, 2007
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cry me a river

one of worst songs ever by one of worst singers ever ... i hope i will never hear it again
the 69 eyes's song is better... it goes "bleed me a river" ... yeah...
by iva August 22, 2004
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Cry me a river

This word is the action or sequence that losers does it.
Get of the master head room (no i dont want to)
Then cry me a river you LOSER!!!
by the raitor August 19, 2019
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Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them
Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
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cry me a river

When someone makes too much excuses, is being mad and cries.
friend:UR HACKING SUCH A LOSER LOLLL EZZZ CANT WIN WITHOUT HACKS
you:cry me a river.

friend:dude i was lagging u cant win me in 1v1 doggy!
you:cry me a river
by meowtteo October 26, 2025
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