McGuckin

This is when your date/girlfriend refuses to give a traditional blow job at the end of the night. Instead, she will only put the tip of your penis in her mouth, and remain motionless, while you masturbate. It's a common end to a mediocre date night, where she likes you enough to help you get off. However, she will only put forth minimal effort. Universally seen as a failed attempt to get a blow job.

Guy 1. "How was your date last night with Lisa? Did she blow you?"
Guy 2. "I thought it went great, but at the end of the night I only ended up getting a McGuckin..."
Guy 1. "Bummer man."

by Tur7le December 17, 2013

McGuinness

Surname of the family originally known as MacAonghusa. It is written that they descendeded from Saran, chief of the Dal Araidhe. They would be a part of the Ui Eathach Cobha in what is now County Down and ultimately ruled as the lords/chiefs (both prominently and intermittently) of Iveagh in Rathfairland until the mid to late 17th century. They also held Castle Dundrum from the late fourteenth century until 1601, and for a brief stint from 1642 to the late 1640's.

Some famous McGuinness people include John Martin McGuinness (Irish Republican politician), Deborah Louise McGuinness (co-director and senior research scientist at the Knowledge Systems Laboratory at Stanford University), Ed McGuinness (comic book artist), and John McGuinness (professional motorcycle racer).

by Ian McGuinness May 11, 2006

McGuinty

Last name of a circus sideshow and carnival attraction immortalized in "The Jerk", by the name of Darwin "Iron Balls" McGuinty. According to legend his nuts were bitten off by a rabid and psychotic groundhog in the late 1970s, and he was then fitted with a pair of iron testicles. His current gimmick is that in the sideshows and carnivals anyone who kicks or punches him in the balls and manages to make him double over gets $100, or $200 if he actually goes down to his knees. No one yet has ever gotten the money. Currently resides in West Virginia.

Iron Balls McGuinty has never once gone down in his career; too bad he had to be assaulted by Bucky the Killer Groundhog to be a star.

by Ron Dunderfunk September 5, 2011

McGurkined

When u are having sex w a chick and she squirts and u put it in a cup and add skittles drink mix

I McGurkined her bitchass

by Coopwhite March 9, 2021

Bishop Mcguinness Catholic High School

Private catholic school in the heart of Oklahoma City. This shithole is hardly able to be considered "private," because its lacking academics. You'd probably be better off just fucking it and going to John Marshall or Northwest Classen. This school is filled to the brim with plaid skirt wearing whores, who leap at any opportunity to get wasted or stoned. The "men" at this "school" all have small dicks, which they use to rape and assault their female classmates. Its a great enviornment for those seeking a poor education and bathrooms which smell like mango juul pods. The so called Catholics at this school are the furthest from God that one could be.

The Bishop Mcguinness Catholic High School quarterback angrily threw his helmet onto the ground and yelled, punching the air as his team suffered a brutal loss.

by fuckingwhore420 February 25, 2021

Bishop McGuinness

The breeding grounds of flaming homosexuals. The common strong hold for private school gays.

Hey, I heard you were transferring schools to Bishop McGuinness, does this mean you are coming out of the closet?

by Franklin14863 November 8, 2011

The Mcgurkin

When a girl is about to squirt and you stop and shove skittles drink mix up her pussy and then she squirts in your mouth snd it taste like skittles

Yeah bro I just did the Mcgurkin on reed, her pussy tasted like red skittles!

by The Rapes Bane March 9, 2021