maynard james keenan

The best artist bar none. Maynard
combines a powerful lyrical set with
harmonicly chilling vocals. An amazing
artist.

example.... ?

by glaive December 27, 2003

Maynard James Keenan

One of modern/progressive rocks most influential singer and songwriters.

Moving lyrics, belted or mourned,that shatter everything you were "made " to believe as a child. Open and heal.Open as grasp your life.

by Mikey- Lou May 14, 2004

Maynard James Keenan

enigmatic, ethereal being whose voice resonates within the souls of the wounded

You will never be as good as Maynard James Keenan.

by Lauren April 12, 2004

Maynard James Keenan

The best singer in Modern Rock today. He fronts the bands "Tool" and "A Perfect Circle". His lyrics are deep and thought provoking and his vocals are desperately chilling.

"I know the pieces fit, 'cause I watched them fall away"

by Diminishedtobe March 17, 2005

Maynard James Keenan

The lead singer of the music bands, Tool and A Perfect Circle. Known to study and write his songs about or relating to his beliefs <i>Qabalah,</i> and he doesn't fall into the mainstream fake music of today and most music from the past. Maynard is real.

One of Maynard's songs, The Patient, number three on his latest Tool cd, Lateralus is basically about how he doesnt want people to just go to his concerts and buy his music and not know what your doing. He wants people to listen to his words and understand them, he doesnt feel he doing enough and may walk away...

by Heather April 7, 2004

Maynard James Keenan

Best fucking singer/screamer/yeller in the fucking universe... I swear!

How good is Maynard in that Tool song?

by Natalie December 9, 2003

Maynard Special

The act of locking ones friends/family in a car with the windows up and farting repeatedly. Hazardous to humans and the environment.

Ohh shit that stinks, there's something wrong with you!

by Clementekid May 27, 2010