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Ed Matthews

Did you see Ed Matthews dropping some serious game on those milfybundalengers g
by @Grant_mcl1 January 17, 2022
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Clay Matthews

A linebacker for the Green Bay Packers. After only two seasons of professional playing, he has been selected to the Pro-Bowl twice. Wearing #52, Matthews is known for his ability to completely destroy opposing quarterbacks and consume their souls, a practice frequently referred to as a claymaker. Also very muscular and considered extremely attractive.
When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Clay Matthews.
by PTP1 January 20, 2011
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mathemusician

One creating music based on and inspired by mathematics
She was a mathemusician who literally incorporated the principles of mathematics into her musical compositions
by nadja m September 25, 2020
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Auston Matthews

The man who saved the great Maple Leaf from inevitable extinction.
That Auston Matthews kid is something else, eh?
by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017
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Chris Matthews

Chris Matthews is a raging, screaming blowhard that works for MSNBC. Not to be confused with Fox News' Chris Wallace, who is the one President Clinton bitch slapped over several minutes for being a smug prick. Matthews does kiss up to some guest like his boss Dan Abrams. He never gives most guest a chance to answer the question before yelling another one that is often of much less importance than the first one....Example:

Matthews: Do you think we should have invaded Iraq!

Guest: I think with the....(interpreted by Matthews)

Matthews: How about this great spring Weather! That's a nice watch!

He has stated before "you'd be shocked how conservative I really am." Although on the issue of firearms he is a gun grabber. Often stating in several minutes of off the subject rants, what's wrong with people in Iowa, Ohio, the South, Western states and my brothers. Why do they want a gun? Rudy Giuliani and New York City get it. What's with these people having guns.
Chris Matthews: What's with Hillary saying she gets the debate questions first? You want them first.

Guest: No you don't, if you get it second you have time to think about the answer.

Chris Matthews: I don't get it.

Guest: If you are a Noob like Barack Obama and do not know the answer you can later say "yeah me too". It gives you time to think the answer through and you can play got you if the first person answering makes a mistake.

Chris Matthews: I don't get it.

Keith Olbermann: Me neither.

Guest: What a dumbass!

Chris Matthews: You are banned.

Guest: And you guys are so in the tank for Obama.

Chris Matthews is often referred to as "Tweety."
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 14, 2008
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Auston Matthews

Auston Matthews is bussin when it comes to hockey. This #34 is definitely a keeper. Playing for the leafs, he has won awards for his excellent skills, such as the Rocket Richard trophy in 2021 and many more to come. We love Austie :)
"Ain't Auston Matthews just the best?" - Linda

"Oh yeah, Austies my fav 😍" - Deborah
by leafs be bussin ;) May 27, 2021
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mr. Matthews

gay ass teacher who fucking raped mr. prado in the school’s bathroom

a mf faggot who had sex with his dad
mr. Matthews raped 2 kids in the school bathroom in Africa
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