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MARTIJN

Martijn is a great person who is very smart and he has a big penis.
He distracts every girl with his great
music
That martijn has got a penis so huge im jalours. He always distract me with his great music
by HenkDeBaksteen February 27, 2017
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mating colors

aspects of a person which makes them attractive to the opposite sex.

for a girl, it's usually how she dresses or wears her hair or makeup.

for a guy, it can be good clothes, a nice watch, or even a flashy or sporty car.
when Tom moved into a building where there were mostly young single females, he decided to trade in his dodge caravan for a corvette.
by polo January 13, 2004
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Matina

A Greek name for a lovely girl with great personality and amazing beauty. Once you meet ger try not to loose her.She will be the love of your life.
by Greek dream May 19, 2020
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Beatles Mating Call

The act of one person yelling "I am the Walrus"
and having another yell back "goo-goo g'joob"

This method has helped young people hook up since 1967.

Truly the most romantic way of finding a date for the dance!
-Hey how did you meet that babe with the Rockin body?

I used the "Beetles Mating Call" on the subway yesterday and it was love at first sight.

- Wow I'm gonna try the "Beatles Mating Call" next time I want to get it in.
by Dr.Pbittytk December 5, 2012
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Pulling a martijn

When a person gets so fucked up on alcohol and weed that the person throws up.
Omg David was “pulling a Martijn
by Get_out_of_here_antonio October 4, 2017
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Matina

Matina is a special girl. Very smart, very hot, very sweet but also spicy. If you ever meet a Matina in your life , boy your lucky. She will make you fall in love with one look. Her beautiful blue or green eyes will drown you.
Boy1: man I met this girl Matina
Boy2: fuck man you in love ?
by Fuck Me Till I Die May 2, 2019
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Mating March

Mating March is a month of March in where everyday you find someone to date and then dump them right after. On the last day you'll choose a person to stay with forever. It's your choice to either take it as 'fuck someone everyday' or 'date someone everyday.' Your choice, again.
Yo, Joe.

Yeah, what the hell do you need?

Tommorow is Mating March.

Time to rape some bitches.
by fufufck November 2, 2020
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