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Cool Math Games

A bunch of games that have noting to fucking do with math
Teacher: Y'all can play cool math games after your homework cuz i dont really give a shit
Middle schoolers: HELL YEAH!
by alliebrynn April 18, 2019
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Prodigy Math Game

nice game with blank Prodigy Math Game
you could play prodigy math game.
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My Math Game

A way a child prodigy embarrasses a man in the mathematic subject.
Y’all are showing up my math game
by Alex Walters May 22, 2019
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Cool math games

Cool math games has been around for a looong time. Disguised as a math website, it has been the most popular go-to website for K-12 students to play unblocked flash games at their school.

Every kid knows about cool math games, however, what most kids don't know is that there are dozens among dozens of other unblocked game sites that offer even more game selections.

In addition, most kids also don't know about PortableApps or portable programs in general, which are .exe files that don't require any installation to run the program (in this case a game). Examples of old (but gold) portable .exe games include Counter Strike 1.6, Halo 1, and Warcraft 3.

Unfortunately, most kids don't know about portable .exe's or other unblocked game sites, nor do they really care. Like a PC user trying to convert Mac users, or Android users trying to convert typical iPhone users, the result is always futile.
EX #1:
Teacher: *disappear*
Everyone else: *plays on cool math games*
Me, an intellectual: *plays Halo portable on a custom server*

EX #2:
My classmate: Hey wanna play some chess on cool math games?
Me: Ew no, cool math games is gay, you should go to unblockedgames007.com instead, they host waaay more games than cool math and it's ACTUALLY fun
My classmate: Sorry, I just like cool math games
Me: Ok suit yourself (sigh... yet another one bites the dust)
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Cool math games

Cool math games is a flash game website whose clever URL makes the site immune to virtually every school's URL filter, and thus unblocked. Contrary to what most kids might believe, Cool math games is not a recent thing, it has been around since 1997. For the past 22 years, this site has provided both Millennials and Gen Z an escape from the boredom reality of school.

Some cool facts about coolmathgames:

1) The website is older than most of its users
2) Coolmathgames was listed as one of the 50 most important websites
3) They originally had a slogan, which was "where logic & thinking meets fun & games". It's a very clever slogan as technically all games require you to think.
4) During the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, Coolmathgames saw a drastic increase in popularity
When the teacher left for a quick pp break, all the third graders in the computer lab starting playing games on cool math games
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Cool math games

A website where you can play the littiest game ever awesome tanks 2
Ayoo i finished my project wanna 1v1 me on cool math games
by jewslayer42069 March 11, 2019
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Blocked Cool Math Games

Depression for all kids.
"My dude have you heard that cool math games is blocked"

"No way they Blocked Cool Math Games!?!?!?"
by Your Real Name 007 March 15, 2019
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