im a chronic masturbater. i love to jack off. i can jack off and listen to my favorite music at the same time. "Wu tang clan aint nothin to mess with"
by hgfhs August 12, 2005
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he was shot by Seth Rogen.
he was shot by Seth Rogen.
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John: Why is Jim always in his room at night ?
Joey: Because he's a masturdater! Duh!
John : A who?
Joey: Someone who has a nice day and evening and then jerks off at the end of the night.
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by Masterbeader#1 March 1, 2022
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oh my god i just got a nuke i have to take a 20 min brake to beat my meat to the thought of that nuke i just got...oh my god...tht feels so GOOODDD!!!! i am such a chronic live masturbater
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