masturbathon

1.Men racing for 26.2 miles while trying to jizz as much as possible.

2. Racing rockets powered by jizz.

3. Jerking off with a group of guys to see whose jizz goes the furthest

1. Man, that masturbathon was crazy...how the hell can they endure all that?

2. "That looks like a giant..." "Wang! Pay attention!...I was distracted by an enormous flying..."

3. Main...dat boy shot 30 feet at the masturbathon

by Mac Daddy Kings May 12, 2003

masturbathon

to have a masterbating contest with another gay friend of yours

by GGGGG-unit May 7, 2003

masturbathon

A method of passing time that is not going to be used

Wonderfull sensation

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

masturbathon

working it all alone

kind of like a marathon but more fun

masturb - athon

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

masturbathon

jack off

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Masturbathon

Not to be confused with masturbathong, a masturbathon is a marathon in which one masturbates constantly for a set period of time. Can also be the opposite in which one does NOT masturbate for a certain period of time.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm going to go on a masturbathon tonight.
Guy 2: Nicee, good luck.

by fubawss January 10, 2011

Masturbathon

The art of masturbating at a rate of over 6 times per hour, for a duration of at least 3 hours.

Girl : Hey honey! Wanna go see that horrible, boring, cocksucking movie, 50 shades of grey with me tonight?
Boy : Nah Bitch I'm havin' a masturbathon

by FireCrotchAnnelieMaurice March 12, 2015