masticate

from the latin verb "masticare"; To chew as in food.
This is also a pun on the word masturbate, which makes it a great conversation starter.

In our society, families gather around a table three times a day and masticate together.

by Masterwinks December 28, 2005

masticate

1. To chew (usually before swallowing or spitting)
2. Sounds close to wordMasturbate/word (good for puns)

"I masticated over a hot plate for over an hour the other night."

"woah thats impressive"

*spits out food*

by wen January 3, 2003

Masticate My Ass

A more refined and elegant way of saying “eat my ass”. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.

Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.

Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.

It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

Mastidonalation

Is a partially involuntary action by a human when the neck and head is in an unsupported position and the individual is falling asleep. The action happens when the neck of a person relaxes and allows the head to drift to a position mostly determined by gravity and then suddenly repositioned to a somewhat supported or upright position by a semi-wakened mind. The action is repeated over and over until the person is either wakened or falls totally asleep.

Mastidonalation is when my wife is sitting in a chair and watching her late night movie. She struggles to stay awake but here head keeps bobbing up and down while she drifts in and out of an unconscious sleep state and a semi conscious sleeping state.

by QBall6931 December 24, 2013

Masticate

1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading

why wouldnt you masticate in front of my mom

by Andrew Uchiha July 5, 2007

masticate

uh yeah, it means "chew". that is the literal definition. this isn't a slang word, you morons.

I'd like to masticate the heads off of all the people who make bad submissions to this site.

by Blurforg March 13, 2004

masticate

To grind teeth or chomp.
Most often used as a word that sounds like masturbate but is not.

Person A: "I hate that people who masticate!"
Person B: "Dude, you don't ... you know."
Person A: "Seriously, look it up. It's not what you think."
Person B: "Than what do you call --"
Person A: "Nevermind!"

by Nerd Jackson March 11, 2008