Mastabatory System

The hands and genitals of ones body.

"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."

by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009

mastababa

A sexy Dutch traveling web guru with Iranian origins.

Johan: Wow, that website is dope!
Chris: Yeah, the developer must be Mastababa.
Johan: I wish I could write code like Mastababa.

by Zambuck October 19, 2008

mastabatory

The urge to jack off thinking about someone you really want to fuck.

Jonathan had the urge to jack off thinking about natalie, the girl he really wanted to fuck. He keeps having mastabatory thoughts.

by ModjoMan September 1, 2017

mastabatorey arthridus

the damage done to the wrist and hands from masterbaiting

Travis could not use his hands anymore do to mastabatorey arthridus .

by ripley 54 February 4, 2010

Mastabaeating

The act of masturbating on bread then spreading it with a knife an eating it.

What are you doing?

I'm Mastabaeating.

What kind of bread are you using?

Wheat so it's healthy.

by Dandren July 21, 2010