RubTub Machuggin'

Excessively masturbating until the upcoming event of a raw and bleeding penis. RubTub; being the fun part of the event, and Machuggin; the perseverance to get to that point. This is the step Men achieve past Extreme levels of masturbating to reach a common and difficult nut.

Scientists say that RubTub Machuggin' is extremely unhealthy for anyone to accomplish. Studies show that too much RubTub Machuggin' can lead to a leathery foreskin.

We do not insist on anyone subjecting to RubTub Machiggin'; perform this only if you are an experienced RubTub Machuggin' licensed Machugger.

"Oh my God! Your foreskin feels like leather!" - Jane
"Yeah, I used to be really heavy into RubTub Machuggin'."-John

by JugsNRugs April 3, 2011

meshuggah

progressive metal band from Sweden.

features of their music are;

-polymeters
-polyrhythms
-free-form solos similar to modern jazz
-extremely brutal sound, almost binary in dynamic nature.

"meshuggah are innovating a whole new genre of music that will be copied for many years"

by cyrus beaumont August 18, 2004

mashugana

A yiddish term used as an exclamation to describe something as crazy or bizarre.

Oy veh, that putz has got to be mashugana to think I would go out with him!!

by Miss maya January 7, 2006

Mayhugh Stance

When you hold your significant other firmly around the waist. Used at all times (Sitting, standing, walking, etc) and is a genuine sign of affection. Hold is usually so strong that it turns the other person to an awkward angle.

"Dude, I guess he's pretty serious with her, I mean he had her in the Mayhugh Stance throughout the whole party."

by The Little Enchilada October 26, 2006

meshuggah

Crazy; nuts; psycho; a few sandwiches short of a picnic. From the Yiddish.

Sky-diving? You'd have to be meshuggah.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

Meshugener

Meshugener (pronounced as meh∙shoog'∙en∙er ) is the Yiddish word for crazy person.

HA-HA, look at that meshugener running around pantless!

by Cousin Chaim May 24, 2012

mishuginah

Jewish word for a crazy person, situation, or thing.

"You see that guy over there?"
"You mean the one with the hand puppet?"
"Yeah, the one talking jibberish to the hand puppet."
"The one about to fall into the manhole?
"Yeah, him. He's a mishuginah."

by pastorius October 8, 2006