Maskology

The art of predicting what kind of person someone is, or what is presently preoccupying their mind, by looking at the type of face mask they are wearing in public places.

Thanks to maskology, it’s not hard to judge the heart condition of a masker: donning a mask without covering their nose; wearing a rainbow or pink mask all the time; painting a mask on their face that deceptively looks like they’ve put on one; or sporting a green or black mask with the ISIS logo on it.

by Covido March 10, 2022

Masculoid

A really derogatory word used for men. Akin to the N-word, just more recent

It reduces men to nothing but a sub-human existence. It is spammed by femcels and radical feminists, which triggers incels, since they think they are the only degenerates who can insult others

Incels hate this, cuz they think women have no problems, especially with getting men, which is far from the truth, especially as seen with femcels- whose behavior puts off men that they want for marriage. Incels can't get sex or a girlfriend. Femcels can't get long lasting husbands. Both are pathetic.

"Masculoid, get off our server! We try to get you incel masculoids for marriage, but you only want "Staceys". Go spam on your sub-reddit!"

- Some random femcel

by Clutagutato July 14, 2021

Mascoll

A fat truck driverwho smells and that is a motherfucker literally who will throw her kids from a prior marriage or relationship and maybe even try to kill them on the low beware and kill before they impregnate your mom sister or daughter

That mascoll is an asshole stepfather

by Therealogdogg1984 August 8, 2019

Masculofting

Performing mid-level acts of strength or athleticism to falsely appear strong or in shape

John: “Wow! Look at Keith lift those chairs with nothing but one arm!”
Fred: “John you numbskull! Those chairs are each five pounds! He’s just masculofting!”

by RichardLong6969 July 11, 2023

Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

by EazyEli February 24, 2017

massology

the art of massaging.

Masseurs and masseuses are supposed to have knowledge of massology.

by uttam maharjan May 10, 2011

muscolo

Foghorn, from Italian mus- (Greek 'mus-ic' ) colo (Latin 'neck'). Originally an instrument made from the neck and lungs of a bull, operated by two men, each applying their full weight to a lung. The resulting expulsion of air through the neck caused a powerful low-frequency tone that could be heard for many miles and carried especially well over water. The 'muscolo' required strong support and was usually affixed amidship to the main mast. Recharging was difficult as each 'muscolier' took turns inflating the lungs by exhaling back into the neck. Commonly found on Adriatic ship traffic until the 4th century AD, when they began to be replaced by mechanically driven ram horns.

Tales of the muscolo and its legendary muscoliers survive to this day in many southern Italian folk songs.

by miraclewhip2000 March 4, 2019