mascolo 

Kind, sarcastic and salty, but is fine overall. She makes a good teacher except for when she might yell and get mad.

Mrs.Mascolo, can you help me with my writing

Yes bestie!!!

Or she might say….
DO IT YOURSELF

mascolo by emo_besties April 2, 2022

Reverse Macology 

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

Reverse Macology by EazyEli February 24, 2017

Marcolongo 

when someone holds their breath for no reason at all.

hey did you see that guy pull a marcolongo
yeah he is always doing that

Marcolongo by coachdougrules July 1, 2011

mancologist

Medical doctor for males, with a dual purpose of being a medical and psychological professional, who would look at your genitals, tell you what's wrong with them and sympathize with your story of how they got that way! Sort of a mix between a male gynecologist, medical doctor, psychologist and man friend!

Bill was referred to his mancologist after having sexual relations with several women.

mancologist by fozzie2 November 17, 2009

Masconomet 

A school where the boys wear basketball shorts and sneakers all year long, all have justin bieber haircuts, and braces. The girls all straighten their hair every day, wear LOADS of eyeliner, and their wardrobe consists of one store: Pink by Victorias Secret (especially at the middle school.) They are extremely annoying and stuck up, and by the time they get to senior year, their hair is burnt to a crisp and they look like barbie dolls someone forgot to take care of. Surrounding schools HATE masconomet, yet masco-lites seems COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS to that fact, Boxford is the wealthiest, then Topsfield, then Middleton is the "ghetto" of the tri-town. Speaking of ghetto, everyone there wishes they were black and try to act and dress as ghetto as possible for an upper middle class white kid. The boys get ear piercings, were their pants low, and accessorize with chains/flat hats. The girls buy Osiris shoes and talk like they're from the Bronx. YOLO and SWAG seem to be the mottos at this school. Masco Kids are extremely annoying and are virtually impossible to hang out with.

Masco Kid 1- "YOLO MY BABES! we be getting cray tonight we gon' be dancing and shiz and it gon' be cray!"

Not a Masco Kid 2- "You're twelve, and you are some rich kid from Boxford. And you're going to a school dance. With chaperones."

Masco Kid 1- "WHATEVS mai home boy we be partaying so i don't need you a got mai $WAG! Double G! $WAGG! das right! learn it and live by it!"

Not a Masco Kid 2- "You are definitely a masconomet kid."

EXAMPLE 2----

Kid 1- "Yo, did you go to that party last night?"

Kid 2- "Ya, it was CRAZY."

Kid 1- " Did you see that girl with the heavy eyeliner and the fried hair?"

Kid 2- "How could I miss her? She looked like a burnt barbie, haha."

Kid 1- " I bet she was a Masconomet Kid."

Kid 2- "Definitely."

Masconomet by xOxO October 15, 2012

Masculoid 

A word used largely by misandristic radical feminists or femcels who blame all men for their problems.
It is the male version of "femoid"- which is used by equally stupid incels.
It is a combination of the words- "Masculine" and "Android" or "humanoid", to depict men as sub-human or non-human.

A derogatory word for a man

"This stupid masculoid won't accept me in marriage, even though I hate other women and feminists whom he hates.Why are masculoids all the same?They only care about looks "
- Casa, the femcel

Masculoid by Pattorn July 6, 2021

mancological 

when Jada is the hottest human and everyone loves her but she is still a single pringle because in reality no one actually does love her at all. - yes I mean Jada costa

jada is mancological

mancological by a bum fetish June 8, 2020