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Maryland 

You know you're from Maryland if.
Going on vacation means going to Ocean City for the weekend.
You live within 10 square miles of snobby white people ghetto black people and rednecks.
You can't have french fries without either vinegar or old bay seasoning
Battle of the Beltways is infamous with the rivalries between the Baltimore and Washington D.C sports teams
You get annoyed when people say your from the south
You get annoyed when people say your from the northeast
You went to Port Discovery as a child
You took Maryland state history in the 4th grade
If you don't play lacrosse you know at least 20 people who do.
You always wear sun glasses regardless of what the weather is like outside.
You have broken up a crab before.
You know at least 5 people who are or were in the Navy.
You know what gogo music is.
A weekend road-trip means either going to historic southern Maryland or Downtown Annapolis.
You grill seafood regularly
You hate everything about Northern Virginia
You know a handful of people who work for the government.
You have worn your state flag in some way shape or form.
Every time you go to a large chain restaurant you see at least two people wearing suits.
You went to Sandy Point State Park as a child and thought it was really exotic.
You have been cut of by a car with 20,000 dollar rims on a 2,000 dollar car.
School gets closed for an inch of snow
You either have or have known people who work at Six Flags for their summer job
" Hey Jerry what state are you from ?"
" I'm from Maryland. "
Maryland by Silverfalcon May 20, 2013
You’ll fall her for brown eyes beaming and her curly blonde hair glowing in the sunset. You’ll fall in love with her laugh, her jokes, the smell of her cologne. Her suave and proud full weigh on her shoulders isn’t difficult to see. She’s hurt. She’s loved. She’s lost. She has been abused by everyone she’s ever known. Including you. You’ll never forget how you mistreated her or how warm her cuddles were, how endless her passion and support were, and how she’d go through anything for you. Her light, her love, her beauty can save anyone’s life. If you find yourself meeting a Maryjayne, cherish every moment and spoil her like the angel she is.
I can’t believe how stunning Maryjayne is.
Maryjayne by PuffiestPixies November 22, 2018
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Maryland 

A little bit of everywhere else, plus an ass ton of Old Bay seasoning.
Maryland is the only place where you can purchase Old Bay flavored potato chips.
Maryland by mandarinmarie September 19, 2005
A Marline is a one hell of a girl she is pretty in the inside and outside . she is there for everyone and she always has a smile even though she is hurting inside .if a Marline ever cries in front of you just know your special because they do everything they can to hide there feelings and have smile on and help others . They always put them selves last . The day Marline puts herself first will be the day she can’t handle it anymore but no matter what she is a good person and funny and good to be around and she has ONE HELL OF AN ATTITUDE . But she is the best . If he is ever your friend be lucky appreciate her.
Do you know a Marline because I heard she is the prettiest girl and a good person
Marline by Marline April 11, 2019

Maryline 

1. Maryline is a woman who sets her own definition - a woman of power, principled, individualistic, self-conscious, eccentric, and creative. When in love, an incorrigible romantic, a miserable poet; in a fit of fury, her voice echoed like a damning curse of an ancient goddess; when happy, she strolls in pride and everything else considered nuisance by any standard, looks like a harmless ant.

2. Someone who holds and practices a very sophisticated, transcendental view towards life. Her way of life is a matter of complete freedom within the boundary that she won't hurt others nor set anyone in a cage. Within her circle, you won't feel the circle: you'd feel unconstrained and at ease being yourself.

3. A divine name. The spelling "Maryline" is a rare variation of "Marilyn", elaborated from "Mary" which means Star of the Sea (latin: Stella Maris) - an ancient title of the Virgin Mary.
Example: I know what kind of person this is: she is a complete Maryline!
Maryline by eyster sauze November 27, 2019
Very beautiful but doesn’t know it. She is smart, funny, but insecure. She loves food and has a remote friend group of 4-5. She’s loyal and curvy. She may have a tough life and may have depression. But love her endlessly. Never betray her.
Is that a Marylin?

Wow I need her!!
Marylin by Hi I love you January 26, 2019

maryland effect 

When something is so bad, that it is frighteningly good.

Coined after Maryland'a state flag being so butt ugly that it's beautiful.
"Dude look at that broad over there"
"The blonde? Shit she'a a piece."
"Nah, the one next to her."
"Damn she's ugly. But something about her makes me want to get dirty with her."
"Thats the Maryland Effect for you"

"I wouldn't take cocaine since it would fuck my life up bro"
"It's already fucked tho"
"Wait If I take enough, and get fucked enough, can I unfuck my life? Like the Maryland effect?"
"Not sure it works that way dude. Try it."
maryland effect by The_Fartocle December 24, 2016