marktard

Paul's Lover

Marktard and Paul sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G yadda yadda yadda and all that gay shit.

by Paul (P.S. call me please) i'll suck it again! September 4, 2003

martardi

1) Getting retardedly drunk from the consumption of martinis.

2) Arriving late to a martini party.

1) On New Years, Matt got really martardi at the bar.

2) The party starts at 9pm, don't be martardi!

by Mallred February 28, 2011

Martard

An aspiting martyr who is so retarded that he claims only his own life in pursuit of killing others.

That suicide bomber who killed himself in Stockholm was a total martard!

by Joe the Plumber 123 December 14, 2010

martardo

A martardo is a hammer of the gods. Created by a skinny white boy with glasses.

i love my martardo.

by bakedbeanzzz May 7, 2021

marxtard

Someone who believes in Marxist ideology and doubles down on their stupidity with it. Similar to the word "libtard" but more extreme.

Brad: I think the government should give us free stuff so we never have to work!
Pete: Don't be a marxtard.

by Troy Willis August 4, 2024