mumpkin

A blumpkin performed by a midget.

The Kebler elf gives a great mumpkin

by mumpkin lover April 8, 2004

carumpkin

a giant pumkin that destroys cars.

My car was flattened by the giant carumpkin.

by cheevers November 1, 2010

Mumpkin

A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.

Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!

by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016

Mumpkin

A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.

Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!

by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016

Mumpkin

When a pregnant woman's water breaks and her significant other goes down on her.

Her water broke when they were about to make love, so he said "fuck it" and gave her a mumpkin.

by YinzerMyke September 14, 2020

maruchkin

A blumpkin variation. Felatio while taking dump and eating a bowl of instant ramen at the same time.

I was already in, but when she suggested she give me a Maruchkin, I was in love. Somehow the Ramen makes it much seedier, so you know she a freak.

by Notorious MRB July 31, 2022

Mumpkin

The act of giving a blumpkin on a dead person whilst their bowels are still moving.

My friend Brendan’s dying wish was for me to give him a mumpkin.

by MuntClanLeader April 12, 2024