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Marin County

The 2nd richest county in the U.S.A. Home of Mill Valley and San Rafael. No budget problems at all.
by ANDYLOVESMARIN February 10, 2005
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Marin County is a way kewl place to live, whoot. Home of what is now a rare breed: THE RICH LIBERAL. Full of yuppies, we like our In-N-Out, starbucks, soccer moms driving huge ass SUVs while on the cell phone, seeing sean penn and santana at the town center, going to safeway cause everything else closes at 9pm, and of course we love our hot tubs.
Gotta love them misguided Marin county hot-tubbers... they rock my world.
by elanor the avenger January 20, 2005
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Home to some of the prettiest girls in the world
Holy shit check out this hella hot girl from Marin county!”

“Which one...?”
by Thightillidie October 26, 2018
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Marin County summed up:

- The old bearded hippie who drives a beat-up Peugeot station wagon and does Simon & Garfunkel covers is actually a multimillionaire.
- They claim to be liberals, but are visibly uncomfortable around people of color.
- There are more Porsche 911s than there are Black people.
- No good Asian food, except for maybe 3 restaurants.
- Only Tam, Marin Academy, Redwood, Branson and to some extent, Marin Catholic are relevant.
- The only immigrants here are your friends' Swedish, Dutch or German moms or French, British or Italian dads.
- Houses may be ugly 80s leftovers, but they're still worth $5 million.
- Kids turn into druggies or alcoholics before their sixteenth birthdays, and their parents let them.
- Your dad is in a band, mountain bikes, and has an old BMW or Porsche.
- Your mom teaches yoga, has a Patagonia puffer and only shops at farmers' markets.
Marin County is the only place I've ever seen a Range Rover with a Bernie Sanders bumper sticker.
by henry1272838442 March 25, 2023
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