Crotch Particles

Originating on the television show Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, the term has evolved into a slang term for sperm.

"I walked into my apartment bathroom and my roommate left his crotch particles everywhere!"

by addy001 September 20, 2011

poop particles

A fart gone solid

Me: "There are poop particles on your toothbrush pete"
Pete: "What the hell?"
Me: "I had one go solid"

by draftygirl May 27, 2014

farticles

The microscopic, airborne particles of fecal matter that are released by the anus during a fart.

GROSS! I inhaled your farticles!

by ellebowskigrande August 15, 2007

poo particles

The very thing that is offensive about farting. It's the reason you can smell a fart, because it's actually tiny little pieces of poo floating around, ready to land on you. Or your food.

Person 1: Hey, who farted?
Person 2: Dammit!! I had my sandwich out, now it's covered in poo particles!

by ron burgendy October 28, 2007

martice

Cool Brotha with a very large BBC

Yeah i want out with martice and he showed me his BBC. He was to large so i faked sick and left.

by Mo'Betta October 30, 2013

augmented matricies

Arguably the reason why high school students commit suicide, and the most difficult concept of Algebra 2. A complete waste of time, as there are various other methods of solving matrices that don't involve half-hour long porcesses that are very liable to error.

Test on augmented matricies: Augment the Matrix:

( 2 4 5 | 5 )
( 1 3 3 | 2 )
( 2 4 6 | 2 )

Student: "OH LORD JESUS HAVE MERCY!" /uses Kramer's rule anyway

by piccoloboy September 10, 2006

Farticles

The particles released from the anus when you fart.

Oh, damn! I just swallowed a buttload of farticles!

by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011