Martha Stewart

Chick who got sent to prison.

Oh shit, It's Martha Stewart! And she's in prison! (everyone laughs)

by go fuck yourself October 07, 2004

Martha Stewart

the evil old wicket bitch of the northeast

by David Gomez August 05, 2003

Martha Stewart

An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.

You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.

by AYB June 06, 2003

Martha Stewart

After intercourse, when the male gets up to leave the female's place, he wipes his penis on her curtains.

"I snuck out while she was asleep, but before I left I gave her the Martha Stewart."

by WhoMe December 16, 2004

Martha Stewart

an old women that makes crafts and a home things for family pople. she ha a cooking show too.

Go suck on martha stewarts sagg tities, and become a millionaire!

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Martha Stewart

I fucked her side piece Emma Watson

P1: Have you seen Martha Stewart??
Me: No, but I’ve been fucking her sidepiece

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021

Martha Stewart

After a One-Night Stand the Male reaches over wipes his Pecker and sack off on her curtains and leaves the house after making a sandwich.

Jimmy went to the club and picked that girl up once and pulled the Martha Stewart.

by lipstick out February 23, 2010