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Marseille handshake 

Consists of a thunderous headbutt to the sternum (chest) of an adversary, with no recoil of the neck. When administered, it is more effective if the total weight of both the upper and lower body is simultaneously transferred towards the opponent, thus flooring the receiving party. The move was made famous by Zinedine Zidane of the French national soccer team during the final match of the 2006 World Cup. It gained renown after leveling Italian national team defender Marco Materazzi to the ground of the pitch following a torrent of verbal abuse directed at Zidane with respect to his mother, sister, and heritage. The Marseille handshake is the only logical recourse when one’s honour has been impugned to such an extent that mere verbal retaliation is insufficient, and simple bodily harm induced by fists and/or feet will not do the job.
After Andrew impugned Ron's manhood, Ron greeted him with a Marseille handshake.
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marseille roulette 

football (soccer) dribble: when you spin 360 degrees with the ball under your feet. named after zidane... also known as 360 and "maradona"
marseille roulette by Mike Myer April 22, 2007

marksville 

A town in central Louisiana, outside of Alexandria. Marksville is located in the heart of Cajun country. It is the home of the Cochon de Lait Festival, world class Cajun cuisine, excellent hunting and fishing, and white trash who drive around in $60,000 trucks while still collecting food stamps.
Guy 1-"Hey man, you want to go to Marksville and fish in Spring Bayou?"
Guy 2-"Nah, I can't, my 16 year old girlfriend is pregnant."
Guy 1-"You should definitely move there.."

Merksville 

The place you send the legion upon legion of online gamers you have shot, stabbed, blown up ect....not a nice place to visit!
Eddie man, your punching tickets to Merksville left right n center...takin names n dealing pain!!
Merksville by Hunter-UK November 1, 2008

marysville 

pimp ass town located in northern california. aka Murdaville. Often overshadowed by Yuba City. Only landmark is a big ass church. Used to be one of the biggest cities in California. The town has a weird obsession for peaches.
I be heading to Marysville to jock on some bitch ass ugly ass hoes.
marysville by muluneh May 16, 2009

marysville, ohio 

Marysville, a town in which Wal-Mart is the biggest form of entertainment. Most of the population wears outfits resembling a used napkin. Proudly displaying their occupation of putting screws in holes in automobiles. Hunting, fishing, drinking and general boredom are the town's activities. Marion, a notorious city of heroin use, is nearby. Probably a better place to raise children and have a nice meal. Marysville has more drive thru beer vendors and pizza places than any other city, per capita in Ohio. Also it has been noted as the "Couch on the corner" capital. If your wardrobe is Wal-Mart camouflage, this town is right for you.
Let's go to Marysville, Ohio and see which drive-thru has the cheapest Busch beer!
marysville, ohio by JJRamone December 20, 2016

Markville 

Markville is a predominantly Asian school in the middle of Markham. The school is infamous for their large Asian student base.
Russell: Wait why am I in China
Gorilla: you aren't this is Markville you're new school
Markville by Clearance Gorilla September 17, 2017