Marni

A large-breasted hypochondriac with bad luck, known for donating beautifully curly hair and her abilities to please countless numbers of men.

"There was a Marni at the pub last night, so you know I woke up happy today."

"She pulled a Marni and ended up hemorrhaging in my car."

"My weekend was so Marni- after I started going into anaphylactic shock, I was hit by a car being driven by the man who stood me up!"

by The "husband" April 9, 2009

Marni

Marni is the coolest fucking person on the earth she is sweet,hot,pretty,outgoing talented,friendly and the best person you will ever meet she’s the best girlfriend,the therapist friend,the girl everyone wants to be,she popular but in a good way u can trust her 100%,she has the great style and a good sense of Humor and she’s so fun

Marni is one of the best people you’ll meet in you’re life<3

by Anonymoussss 53681 November 20, 2021

Marni

Marni is a great person who loves to spy and be weird/(PEDOPHILE)! She loves to kiss nene on her lucious lips hence the name LipLock (Cause she be locking her lips!!!) Marni ate a balogni samwhich that came freshly out of Aj’s rolls.

Oh her type is underaged men?? Oh her name must be Marni

by MarniKissedNene123 July 17, 2022

marni

always hot (in both ways)
needs it to be cold

it’s so hot in here, better tell marni not to come.

by It'sMe6578 September 4, 2022

Marni

My future wife, and future mother

Marni is going to be a mother soon

by Himalaya. May 15, 2023

Marni

Marni is the sexiest woman alive. All the men better look out cause she’s single now and looking to mingle😉. You better be a tall, tan, handsome hunk of a man to be deserving of her loving. She’s sweet, kind, mushy, and gorgtastic! She’s very talented, excels in everything, and is very funny. Her friends are lucky to have her, and her volumptuous booty🥴.

If you are a man out there looking for a gorgeous woman to date, you are definitely looking for someone like Marni!

by #sexywomenfr April 22, 2024

marni

the goat / sexy ass nigga who self sobs in the official che discord server

oh my god that nigga marni is so funny and sexy

by balenciaga condom November 16, 2025