A bad-ass rodent that will fuck your shit up. You don't cross the fucking marmot, it will eat your dick without a moment's hesitation. You don't think twice when you spot one of these hell-spawn demon-born Satan-squirrels, you get the hell out of there. Rumor has it that marmots store the souls of their victims in their eyes. That way, if you look right into them, you're transfixed. Then the marmot strangles you with your own small intestine and lays its eggs inside you. Fuckin' crazy, man.
by RogerChillingworth October 31, 2012
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codigo marmota :)
siempre virgen como siempre,tienen 675k subs y su video mas visto es el clasico soy un intento de trijar
codigo marmota :)
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1. A large ground rodent that lives in mountainous areas and resembles a beaver. Synonymous with mountain beaver.
2. A slang term to describe the vagina of a woman that lives in the mountains.
3. An extremely and unnecessarily hairy vagina.
1. A large ground rodent that lives in mountainous areas and resembles a beaver. Synonymous with mountain beaver.
2. A slang term to describe the vagina of a woman that lives in the mountains.
3. An extremely and unnecessarily hairy vagina.
While descending Yamnuska, Scott and Eric were puzzled at the sight of a strange animal. They later learned it was a marmot.
"Hey man, look over there, you can totally see that girl's beaver!"
"That's a marmot you idiot. We're in Canmore."
Chase met a girl while hiking the West Coast Trial, but quickly back peddled after he got a look at her marmot.
"Hey man, look over there, you can totally see that girl's beaver!"
"That's a marmot you idiot. We're in Canmore."
Chase met a girl while hiking the West Coast Trial, but quickly back peddled after he got a look at her marmot.
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I do declare how are you sir, I am looking for a Yellow-Belly-Marmot, and my peni are ready. Said the pedophile.
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