Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"
David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.
by Jamison313 April 17, 2008
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A condition that occurs when a cadet is at New York Maritime College for too long, resualting in an illision that makes females more attractive than they really are. Similar to beer goggles, the two should never be combined in an unsafe area. The effects of the combination of the two are catastrophic, often resaulting in massive quantities of shame and ridicule by peers. There is, in fact, an equation that describes the potency of Maritime Goggles, h+(.15w)=mgh, with h being equal to the initial hotness of the chick, w being equal to the number of consecutive weeks a cadet is stuck on campus )whithout being off campus for a span of >1week), and mgh being equal to the maritime goggle hotness, or the final hotness of the chick.
Maritime Cadet: "Wow, look at that hottie in the mini-skirt!"
Normal Dude: "Uh, bro, she's no better than a 6."
Maritime Cadet: "Damn maritime goggles again, ive been stuck there too long."
if a girl is a 6 to one uneffected by maritime goggles, and is seen afer a cadet has been stuck on campus for 7 weeks, then she is now a 7.05 under maritime goggles, because 6+(.15*7)=7.05. The mgh potancy factor would be 1.05
Normal Dude: "Uh, bro, she's no better than a 6."
Maritime Cadet: "Damn maritime goggles again, ive been stuck there too long."
if a girl is a 6 to one uneffected by maritime goggles, and is seen afer a cadet has been stuck on campus for 7 weeks, then she is now a 7.05 under maritime goggles, because 6+(.15*7)=7.05. The mgh potancy factor would be 1.05
by MSA6219 October 2, 2009
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From the Latin: (Marlinus) meaning everlasting diamond amongst mortals
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From the Greek: (Marliina) meaning my perfect one
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From the Latin: (Marlinus) meaning everlasting diamond amongst mortals
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From the Greek: (Marliina) meaning my perfect one
1. Sometimes I wish my girlfriend were more of a Marlina
2. Did you just see that incredible girl? I bet she's a Marlina
2. Did you just see that incredible girl? I bet she's a Marlina
by greenlamp November 22, 2011
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by Marittt April 28, 2015
Get the Marit mug.A snooty gentleman in his 40s to late 70s often seen around the coastal Carolinas, specifically around the Wrightsville Beach, NC area. Noted for brightly colored polo shirts, khaki or fish related pants, Costa del Mar or Rayban polarized sunglasses on Croakies, and Sperries. The signature piece to his wardrobe is his belt with fish or flags. Must come from old money, and own a sportfishing yacht like a Jarrett Bay or other custom boat, and drive some sort of luxury car like a Maserati, or Range Rover. Typically seen drinking cocktails at all hours. Leathery, tan skin because he just got off his yacht. A marlinbelter's wife is always seen half wasted off cocktails, has never had to have a job because she married a marlinbelter, often seen carrying a little dog, and wearing a large sun hat. She also is overly tan and has had way to much plastic surgery.
Hey man, wanna hit up the Wrightsville Beach today?
No, dude, way too many stuck up Marlinbelters running around down there.
No, dude, way too many stuck up Marlinbelters running around down there.
by Grunt Guy February 18, 2010
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