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Lauri Markkanen

When you’re just as tall as your team’s center, but you don’t play center.
Person 1: I’m just as tall as our teams center.
Person 2: Well that means you’re a Lauri Markkanen!
by RaptorsForLife17 June 23, 2019
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Markwahlbergolgy

The scientific study of the behavior of Mark Wahlberg over time.
Markwahlbergolgy as it appears in the field.

An example of Mark Wahlberg talking to an animal.

Hey I'm Mark Wahlberg, your a donkey. What's up with that. Say hello to your mother for me
by Sir SPAM DeAArdvarkian III March 20, 2009
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Marawandering

alternatively: (merriwandering)
When one goes for a walk in no particular direction for no particular reason. Normally one does so with good company so as to avoid thinking about where one goes. At the end of a marawander one should be at least an hour away from home and should only return with good stories and excuses as to why others were not notified of their absence.

HISTORY:

The term marawandering is a Boston-Irish corruption of the long-lost Irish folk lyric "merrily I go a-wandering" by Shamus Hack-Fierson.

MISCONCEPTIONS:
It does not originate from the time John and Dan misunderstood a deeply stoned individual who was attempting to say the name of a plant species at Hempfest.
If one uses any sort of disruption to your normal state of being whilst marawandering, well, that's just missing the point.

TRIVIA:
Returning with a Boston @ Nite is considered a rite of passage in many parts of the country.

NOTE:
If, for whatever reason, it has nothing to do with what what you presumed it did, please note:

That just goes to show you. At this moment you should reconsider some things. Go and do something productive-- get a job at the very least! Smoking' is Jokin'!

Damn Hippies.
Coco Joe: "Shall we go marawandering, King John?"

King John: "'Tis a novel idea Coco!"
Mr. Dragonsandwich: "Whereto?"

Dunjon Master: "Yes! Where?!"
In Unison: "HAHAHAHAHA"
Coco Joe: "Jolly good spoof, old chaps!"

King John: "Haha Indeed! We lead the road and I say TITS to all naysayers!"
Mr. Dragonsandwich: "Yes but at all costs DON'T TELL @#$%."
by Merriwanderer February 3, 2015
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Marwan

Fucking sexy beast, has best friends, atleast one black best friend in each school. Does retarded as fuck stuff. Gets all the chicks, and posses the biggest ding a long in the world
Look, a Marwan! Bask in his glory!
by Eatmyshorts October 16, 2019
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Habib Marwan

A character on the popular FOX show "24". A Middle Eastern terrorist who wants to avenge the attacks on his home country by attacking America. Worked for the McLennan-Forrester company while establishing a network of terrorist cells to complete his operation. Tried to melt down 109 nuclear plants, of which he failed to do. Hired a mercenary named Mitch Anderson to shoot down Air Force One, which he succeeded in doing. Currently overseeing the arming a nuclear bomb to attack America.
by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005
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markanine

variation of 'mark'. a person usually known for being a bitch or herb. sounds good in a sentence. a use of it in the movie ' belly ' by DMX. "...markanines out in omaha..." great expression due for a comeback.
"i'm tellin you, he was talkin' crazy shit about you"
"haha, he's a fuckin markanine, he's not make'n any moves"
by kay zizzle December 23, 2006
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Maria Markkanen

Finnish high school professor in philosofy and religion. Very hated figure amongs the finnish people. She is very racist and cannot write properly. But she does know alot about philosofy.

She very often gives her students various ridiculous tasks that are way too hard. If you hand in your work one minute too late you have to take the whole course again from the start.

She is also considered very racist against boys.

She has nothing to do with Lauri Markkanen.
god damn i have Maria Markkanen's class again

yeah i hate that shit
by kivekset November 16, 2022
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