Matauka

Beatiful Zambian goddess who probably has an awesome circle of friends. She is very sweet, caring, everyone loves her, fun to be around, and really intelligent. Everyone wants to be around her because of her gentle spirit, and is considered lucky to be in her presence. One day, she will probably change the world. Has a slight problem with oversleeping, but makes up for it with her awesome nature. Overall, one cool customer.
*can also be used as a verb.

Wow, really? That's such a Matauka thing to do!

by Moolahmike77 March 2, 2011

Maphuka

Slang for motherfucker

This maphuka took my turkey sandwich.

by SEE JAY TEE March 8, 2018

Marauders Map

Map created by James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew (Characters in the Harry Potter franchise) They are also known as the Marauders, or Prongs,Padfoot,Moony, and Wormtail, in that order. This map allows the holder to view the entire layout of Hogwarts, including secret rooms, and can view where any person is going at any time, and can see through any disguise, or potion/spell that is meant to change ones identity. It is activated by "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" If it is opened in any other way (or attempted to) the parchment will spew insults at you

"James Potter and his crew smirked proudly at each other as they viewed their newest, and greatest, creation: The Marauders Map."

by Im here to educate you Muggles March 12, 2017

Malaurie

Malaurie is a very intelligent woman. One who is independent, real, and a woman of self respect. Any man would be extremely lucky to have Malaurie as their girlfriend. She's caring, loyal, honest, and beautiful. She is a freaky woman, who would do anything for the ones she loves. If you have Malaurie as yours, keep her, she's one of a kind.

"Do you know that boy Josh, Malauries boyfriend"

"Yeah, dude he's so lucky she does everything for him"

"Yeah, she's a real good woman! He doesn't know what to do with her"

"I'd treat her like the Queen she is, Malaurie is beyond amazing"

by Honest opinion February 10, 2015

Masausage Parlor

Another term for a Massage parlor, typically where a "happy ending" or hand relief occurs.

DA-- Hey Marv, it's Sunday and I am hungover. A rub and tug at the masausage parlor sounds great. Want to go?

MS-- Great idea Donny! Let's go.

by Steam & Cream January 26, 2009

macau

Macau SAR of China was a Portugese colony from the 16th century to 1999. It is one of the most open economies in the World according to the IMF.Also known as Las Vegas of the East.

Catch a boat from HongKong and you will be in Macau in two hours.

by zinger January 24, 2005

mpaul

1. when your teacher does “magic” and fucks everyone up by giving you a test on what they didn’t teach you

2.a sharp inhale after every few words spoken to a student

1. me: my teacher gave us a test and didn’t teach us anything on it
friend: damn bro, you just got mpauled

2. well maybe you should’ve payed better attention*mpaul*

by oogabooga360 March 28, 2019