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monversation 

A one-sided conversation in which one participant makes little or no input.
I tried to talk things over with her but it quickly turned into a monversation.
monversation by Vagabond (A.H.) August 5, 2006

Monoversationlist 

When someone calls you up to see how you are doing and all they do is talk about themselves; you can't get a word in edgewise.

The "conversation" is all about them.
Dara Torres is a monoversationlist, she only wants to talk about herself.
Monoversationlist by Brooklyn63 November 10, 2009

Momversation

Noun. A conversation taking place usually on social media about things only mothers would want to talk about.
I was on Facebook the other day and Jennifer and Martha were having the most boring momversation I have ever witnessed.
Momversation by ponchy February 18, 2015

monoversation

A cell phone conversation in a restaurant or other location offensive to persons nearby.
For a full ten minutes during our dinner at Jerry's Deli we had to listen to some fool at the table beside ours have a monoversation with his daughter's soccer coach.
monoversation by John W Phillips September 23, 2006

Massversation

When you are involved in an instant message (Facebook, Google chat, etc.) conversation with more than three people; can result in exesssive and annoying notifications and confussion you are not actively involved in the conversation.
I just logged onto Facebook and had 47 messages because Diane included me in this crazy massversation with a bunch of people, and I have no idea what they are talking about.
Massversation by Tippy_CJM February 9, 2012

mailversation 

Noun.

A conversation exclusively held via e-mail, often occurring in real-time. One user may refresh his inbox repeatedly waiting for a reply to continue the conversation.

Gmail and Gchat blur the distinction between IMing and e-mailing noticeably.
"Hey, listen, I really can't make this a mailversation. You're clogging up my Hotmail."

"I had a hot mailversation with Susan last night: you should see all the dirty pics she e-mailed me!"
mailversation by HandJobLover April 16, 2010