manblanking

The process of men phasing out while women speak.

Example 1:
While Vicky was talking, Jan manblanked, not listening to a single word she said.

Example 2:
Vicky: "Don't you agree?"
Jan: "Sorry, what?"
Vicky: "Are you manblanking me again?!"

by MightyBooshers November 4, 2018

Manila'd

adjective A way to refer to someone that has been doing good then suddenly suffers severely due to someone else.

can be written also as: Manila-ed

Dang, she had a good day, then the teacher steps in just to ruin it. She just got Manila'd.

by I Get So Emotional Baby June 20, 2020

Water manual

If your water in the pitcher is expired and no one in sight is wearing a purple shirt, swish counter clockwise if it's between 3-4 pm but, if it's a Monday, swish back and forth. If it's a holiday, it's back, forth, left, right. If it's a holiday and no more than 60 seconds to 6:00 pm, you go back to counter clockwise. (Remember, this is all before pouring into the glass.) While you are pouring it in, you swish the glass counter clockwise. When the pitcher is empty and your samsung phone is at 19%, you HAVE TO keep the pitcher off the table. Your options are… hold the pitcher, throw it across the room, or just simply keep it on a plate. THIS ALL DEPENDS ON THE PERCENTAGE OF THE MOON!!!
If it has not expired, you have to have a napkin over your arm and pour the water as slowly as possible!

May you pour me some mineral water?
Sure!... great its expired!!!!! :( let me read the water manual..

by You8,9,10,11 June 8, 2021

Manual Slice

When one squeezes their arse cheeks to cut a very big shit in half, prevent the toilet from block.

"I need a massive shit! But I don't want to block my friend's toilet, what shall I do?"
"just perform a manual slice, of course!"
"Oh yes, thanks Phillip! Why did I not think of that!"

by Urban Dicatatorz September 30, 2018

manual memory

Writing stuff on your hands so you remember it.

Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand*

I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.

by Blue Jack June 30, 2008

MANual labor

Real old-school guy work, like fixing a car, when cars had carburetors, chopping down a tree, digging a hole to bury shit, welding shit together, banging on things until they worked again.

Dude, MAN up. Don't let some other guy do your MANual labor. Get the wrench and hammer out, kick it a few times and then give 'er a whirl.

by Carlos18 December 26, 2011

Mangla

A wet . A thot . A girl that will do anything for some cash or even just for fun

This dame came to the AIR BNB and got greased kid. She a mangla

by nmjit June 19, 2019