mantress

Male version of mistress

Lori caught her husband in bed with his mistress. So now she found herself a mantress to let husband catch her!

by joseph gordon April 16, 2008

Mantress

The Human Matress. Half man half Matress. A person who spends most of their time sleeping, eating or smoking in bed.

The Mantress is sleeping
Last night I was absolutely mantressed

by North&J June 12, 2016

Mantress

The male equivalent of a mistress.

Bored in her marriage, Sara took up with her mantress for comfort.

by Sarafg December 15, 2011

mantress

Human person come mattress.

A human person that sleeps all day instead of partying with the crew.

While I was having the time of my life on holidays my friend was happier to be a mantress

by Wilfma June 15, 2009

Madpressed

A combination of the feeling of Depression and being Mad.

When he found out she cheated, he cried as he beat her because he was so madpressed.

by GodOfWarOnNintendo360 November 9, 2011

vantressed

Spending every penny you have to be “happy”.

Bro, Luke’s girl completely VanTressed him. She spent all his money, then dumped him.

by Papa Boz August 12, 2021

Mattressexual

Meh·tris·cex·ual~

⠀⠀⠀⠀~adjective~

⠀⠀⠀⠀To be sexually or romantically attracted to the inanimate object commonly referred to as Mattresses ("beds", "bunks", "sacks", etc.) regardless of the item's manufacturer or country of origin.

"Man I gotta hit they hay, ya'know what I mean?"
"For sure! I'm Mattressexual, so I hit it all the time!"

"My friend came out to me last weekend. I knew he was being real with me when he no longer wished to go the fuck to bed, but that he had wished to go to fuck the bed. I accept him greatly for this bravery in coming out as a Mattressexual."

by PsychAnon January 18, 2023