manswer

A real or desperately invented answer by a man who feels that he must prove his manhood by trying to sound like he knows everything. The manswer is often a serious response to a casual question, to a joke, or to a general comment that requires no answer at all or is not directed toward the man.

She: "I just read that Guatemalan jaguars are attracted to Obsession for Men cologne."

He (driven to give a manswer): "Guatemalan jaguars are the felines closest genetically to cetaceans, so it's obvious that they're attracted to the ambergris in expensive colognes."

by XXvsXY February 24, 2011

manswer

when a guy gives you a one word answer, on texting or IMing or myspace/facebook.

these are manswers:
IDK.
LOL.
Ya.
haha.
yep

by rawr rawr time March 1, 2009

Manswers

Manswers is derived from the word Man and Answer.
It is the way men have of answering serious questions women ask in a cavalier manner.

Woman : Honey have you ever hit on my friend.
Manswer: Why would I ever do that.

Woman: Whatever that's just another one of your Manswers.

by Atia February 27, 2008

Testicular Manswer

The act of some how contracting testicular cancer by watching too many Manswers episodes about penises

Josh got a bad case of Testicular Manswer after that new episode yesterday.

by MetalBoundBlast April 22, 2010

Manswer

Male viewed response that includes misogynistic views and/or speaking to a person with innuendos when they don't really know them.

That's such a manswer.
Bruh, stop with your manswers.

by <3That Betch<3 August 20, 2023

Manswer

The complete detail-intensive answer to a question. See: chick answer

Unlike her chick answer, I gave a complete well informed manswer to the question.

by Extremejutsu February 18, 2023

Manswer

When a person (mostly a man) asks a stupid question and answers it in a stupid way. Like the show Manswers.

Man 1: How do boobs float?? Is it because they're big??
Man 2: No one cares about your manswer, please shut up.

by Sapphic Tree Dick April 18, 2021