Cd’s man spread

When a girl man spreads so big that it takes up the whole table and makes people very uncomfortable.

Yo I didn’t mean to Cd’s man spread on the bench this morning

by Tweetpea12 September 13, 2019

Man Spread

Where a dude sits down on a chair and spreads out his legs to make a V shape with them.

"Dude I need to man spread, I have been on my feet all day."

by Czechyourself April 9, 2010

mansprawling

When Kelly Flanagan invents a word and pretends it's a word on Urban Dictionary.

Pete, you're mansprawling all over that couch!

by zillapup88 July 4, 2019

Manspreading

A natural position in which a man is spreading his legs apart so that he doesn't damage his reproductive organs. Unfortunately some snowflake feminists are a making a big deal about this that somehow this causes oppression while women can cover the whole seat of a subway train with her bags and purses and creating more burdens for other people.

A man sits in a subway seat
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.

by Deadmojo January 20, 2019

Manspreading

Another way for women to start a big issue with men

Feminist 1: this guy on the bus is Manspreading
Feminist 2: we need to submit a video saying how we were sexually assaulted

by Meninistsagainstfeminists January 12, 2017

manspreading

spreading your legs when you sit down so as to not sit on your balls

Sorry for manspreading, I just need room for my boys to play.

by MakeMemesNotWar June 2, 2017

Man Spread

When a man sits down wthout crushing his balls.

feminist: Stahp man spreading you bigot!

by coleeco December 9, 2016