manscaping

to groom a man. Shaving, waxing, cleaning up the superfluous fur.

Hey, Jethro, isn't it time to do a little manscaping?

by Summersong June 9, 2005

mancaving

The act of going to one's home (preferably basement) and engaging a session of video gaming and/or movie watching.

The man cave originates from the word man, which is us, and cave, which is an opening used as a dwelling in ancient times.

"Man cave? Man cave."

"To the man cave!"

"Up for some mancaving tonight?"

"I could really use some man cave right about now!"

"We were mancaving until the pizza showed up."

by saclingeh February 18, 2008

Damian Manwaring

A total legend, almost mythical in his excellence.. Having a party simply add a Damian Manwaring for an instant "partious maximus" His hilarious antics will be forever spoken about when times are dull and boring...

This strapping young lad could very well be the next GOD and is accepting donations NOW.

"man this is lame... i wish Damian Manwaring was here..."

long silence....

".....yea same...."

by thewindinthewillows February 5, 2010

Manstrings

The veins that attach a man's ballsack to his body.

"Whoa, that dude must have some big manstrings!"

by DictionaryMan420 March 12, 2013

manshaking

The art of ostentatiously preparing some god awful MSG laden protein shake in the gym whilst making sure everyone is looking..to impress the gents or the laydees in the gym !

'Hes a nice bloke but he's gotta stop manshaking around the gym'-

by tadge72 November 4, 2016

Manscaping Paradox

A natural and uncontested law of the universe. Simply put, if a man shaves his goods before a date for the purpose of intercourse, he will NOT have sex that night. However, if he forgets to manscape, he WILL most likely have sex. A true no-win situation.

Shaving my goods before sex IS good manners, but The Manscaping Paradox says that I can’t shave if I want to smash. Damn. I

by StuffTheMoot January 23, 2020

Northern Manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.

(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern

by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015