manpole

person with a very long penis

"what a big manpole you have."

by Evil1 November 3, 2004

mangosexual

Mangosexual is when you romantically and sexually are attracted to Mangos or people with the name “Mango”

I am Mangosexual

by MangoDefines June 7, 2021

Landson Manpower

The one and only, Submissive and breedable.

Hey that guy is looking submissive and breedable he must be a Landson Manpower

by Do you have some spare change September 30, 2021

manosexual

Someone who believes that a mate is unnecessary when they can pleasure themselves with their hands.

After multiple failed relationships, Jennifer decided to become manosexual and not rely on a man or woman for pleasure anymore.

by rbrown601 February 8, 2009

Manosexual

The orientation of someone who doesn't need intimacy or a relationship because they're hand can, "get them where they need to be."

"I don't need a boyfriend right now; my friends give me the 'companionship' and my right hand gives me the initimacy..."

"So you're manosexual?"

"Yeah, basically..."

by mozillaLOVE February 15, 2009

Manpoles

Manpoles - Slang for Men nipples.

"Manples" is another way to spell and say it.

Examples:

"Chris has hairy manpoles"

"Jose loves to rub his manpoles while on certain websites"

"Anthony secretly has a third manpole"

by w1nf July 30, 2009

Manosed

Term referring to the film Manos: The Hands of Fate, a film generally regarded as one of the worst ever made. The phrase is used in regards to something really unfortunate happening to a person.

Dude, that chick you just made out with is a man. You just got Manosed.

I'm sorry your car was vandalized in the church parking lot. Just goes to show you can never tell when you're going to get Manosed.

by jmoney1776 March 2, 2009