Manprinting

Manprinting is the act of smothering one's balls in ink for the sole purpose of later stamping an essay that is due the following day.

Manly Man: How can I ensure that my essay isn't stolen and plagiarized?
Less Manly but Thoughtful Friend: You could try manprinting it.
Manly Man: You're right! Good thinking. *proceeds to manprint his essay*

by MPInc January 2, 2013

man-points

Man-points are the points that a man is rewarded for completing certain feats of manliness. Most commonly given for hook-ups with girls but rarely can be awarded for tasks other than sexual activity with girls, such as pouring a beer on a girls head.

Nick had sex with a pretty hott girl last night he racked in a good 280 man-points.

by QLC December 18, 2008

man points

A point given to a man for doing something manly.

Brandon awarded Matt 2 man points for jumping the median in his his truck

by Troy Matthews October 23, 2007

man points

the points a man is awarded for his acheivments such as hook ups with woman, funny things he does, or just partying hard and being awsome.

he slept with that girl thats 450 man points

by Quinton lee August 6, 2008

manpainted

Human, handmade, art , woman or man created using their hands. Not a copy, or printed, or created artificially, by A.I., an algorithm, filter, or computer generated or computer assisted.

It isn't art unless it was manpainted.

by jocklondon February 5, 2023

Manpons

Like tampons but made for men when they are "men"struating. They place them up their arse for about 3 weeks out of 4. Makes them feel more confident and can get on with tasks such as roller blading, wind surfing and the like. Manpons do not stop men from being grumpy though.

Girl: "FFS, are you STILL on your period, you are soooo grumpy"
Boy: Yeah, so what??
Girl: I'd better go and get you some Manpons then. You can then go roller blading for a bit and cheer the fuck up"

by Unbearable Muriel January 25, 2011

manpons

when a dude gets his meriod (man period) he puts in a manpon. yes they do exist

Guy 1: " dude are you on your meriod or something? put in one of ur fricking manpons"
Guy 2: "stfu"

by kaseyworthmeyer May 31, 2015