Manders

A person that comes into your life that you are so in awe of that at first they make you nervous to talk to them. Until you realize that they are absolutely perfect for you in every facet of their being and will complete your life in a way that you never thought possible. A person that just by them having been in the same room, your heart pounds so hard and your entire body feels warm. Someone that is one of a kind and truly very special and important.

My Manders is a life changing, once in a lifetime, dream come true, amazing person, that makes me feel like the luckiest man alive.

by Captain S. January 10, 2013

manners

Something that costs nothing, but most of the population seem to have an aversion to.

Good manners are a gateway to success. Bad manners are a gateway to a good hiding.

Look at that girl with her cooch on the dinner table, she has the most awful manners!

Good manners include offering your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus.

by Jamie Douglas December 14, 2006

kanye manners

The act of barging in on someone else's shining moment to merely announce who you think should have had that shining moment.

Kanye really showed off his kanye manners last night at the VMAs.

"Ha ha this definition is so funny, I love slang that references pop culture!"

Referencing this moment will stop being funny in 5...4...3...2...

by breakxclb107 September 14, 2009

manper

man pamper session - when a man treats himself to beauty treatment or similar

just going for my manper session before lunch with the lads

by H5RMJ December 28, 2015

Manperbole

Everyday male exaggeration; like hyperbole but less imaginative, interesting and outlandish.

Manperbole:
A woman looked at you in a bar becomes; "man, she was all over me."
"Really? Are you sure that's not manperbole?"

You caught a fish becomes the manperbolic; "man, I caught two fish."

by WatfordDave June 2, 2018

mandersnatch

a term used to describe someone with resting grimace face.

She's so cool once she drops the mandersnatch

by Ropertamenson November 30, 2021

Manperiod

The time of the month in which a man bitches about everything and acts like a big pussy usually caused by a women's lack of sexual drive and bad attitude during her menstrual period.

Yo Bill is totally on his manperiod he has been pissed and acting all sick this week, it's probably because Becky got hers too.

by Jayin August 5, 2008