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Manker

A Manker is a word that means to sexually touch monkeys for a living. A Monkey-toucher.
How much is it to hire that Manker per hour?
by Im_Not_A_Manker June 4, 2022
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Dusty Manker

Hey, I'll be right back, I need to go drop a dusty manker.
by Franze Fartinan October 15, 2008
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Mankees

Mankees are native New Yorkers who have an incoherent sense of importance and ability. They believe that they are the reason why New York City is a great place, even though they haven't made any actual contributions to it. They usually have never left The 5 Boroughs but have a strong opinion that nowhere else is better than New York. They usually think that they are the toughest and smartest people in the room 99.9% of the time. Not specific to any particular demographic, as they come in all shapes, sizes, socioeconomic backgrounds, genders, ages, and races. It is a portmanteau of the words Monkey and Yankee.
One time a chick at the bar told me she could tell that I'm not from New York, and I said thank god because the last thing I want to do is be associated or confused with Mankees. Because we all know Mankees are delusional AF!
by Option A or B July 16, 2019
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Manbership

Your card-carrying right to being a man and all the privileges to which you're entitled.
"Hey guys, did you check out the new Coldplay CD?"

"Uh, dude, I think you need to turn in your manbership. Pussy."
by Zotmaster January 16, 2009
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Ceiling-makers

These are the systemic barriers that can limit your advancement within an organization. They’re not "necessarily" individuals. They can also be the invisible forces that hinder progress, such as gender bias, ageism, or outdated company policies. Recognizing these ceiling-makers is the first step in breaking through and achieving your goals.
An individual - In a world filled with haters, naysayers, and ceiling-makers, Coco Gauff’s message resonates loudly. As Generation Z enters the workforce, these “haters, naysayers, and ceiling-makers” may continue to be a part of the professional landscape.

A system - Ceiling-Makers: These are the systemic barriers that can limit your advancement within an organization.
by Dahlia Grey September 17, 2023
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professional quote maker

A professional quote maker is a person who, by profession, makes quotes. As quote making is a profession governed by various guilds and trade organizations, becoming a professional quote maker typically requires several years of schooling and a Ph.D. in a scientific field, such as atheism. Sometimes, people of distinction (celebrities, scientists, comedians, Nobel laureates, etc.) are accorded honorary professional quote making status; this is akin to an honorary degree from a university.

Professional quote makers are adept at carefully overlaying pictures of nebulae and starry nights with pithy remarks using Photoshop or other image-editing software.

There are also many amateur quote makers who, while not professionals, are polymaths or savants and consider quote making to be a personal hobby.
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - A. A. Lewis, not a professional quote maker, but a hobbyist.
by sushiX3 April 13, 2013
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Mankerchief

The male version of the pashmina, hijab, or loop scarf worn by metrosexual men who have no shits to give today.
pashmina mankerchief metrosexual
by Clancy100 March 4, 2015
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