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Manker. A wanker, from Manchester (England). Can be male or female.
DJ Phil is such a manker, he comes from Manchester and he likes to wank.
by Super Keith McCann March 08, 2007
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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the barren area or place(lugar) of land within or surrounded by an urban sprawl, devoid of either tree, shrub or grass. Its derivation is certainly Arabic and refers to a barren desert like place on which nothing grows.Although now extant the Caribs adopted it as a Spanish loan word in the seventeenth century, undoubtedly from a translation of Cervantes' "Don Quijote" where it occurs in the first 12 words of this immortal book "en un lugar de la Mancha, de cuyo nombre, no accordarme.....". Regrettably, lugar was superceeded by the English "place". Both words can lay claim to being the not only the first words of a new creole, yet to become American/African/British Urban, but their first and oldest autographed appearance in the translation of any novel.
The pronunciation manker(as in hanker and the obscenity w.....) is closer to the Arabic manxa than the current Spanish pronunciation Mancha, and it should be stated that the 1616 first edition utilises manxa.
It would be a great pity if this word and its already extinct companion lugar were to give up the ghost, by that I mean die, as Don Quijote said.
Take it out of the garage and throw it on the manker.
Not in the house. Manker it outside.
by graham dungworth June 06, 2003
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A homeless manwhore who sells himself for sex amongst paying members of both sexes.
A "Manker" in muscle shirt and big fat implants roller bladed down Central to sell himself to a zany male customer.
by Travis Godbold July 15, 2004
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Wanker in Polish, usually used by Idiots
That person is such a F'@k head, but i cant say that, so im going to have to settle with Manker"
by John1234543 May 10, 2007
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